According to a Craigslist ad seeking "less endowed men" to prove that "good things can come in small packages," the contest will be "pageant style" and involve "talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements. And this won't be just another pissing contest, either. As the Village Voice notes, winners will be selected by a " small member expert panel. Entrants must be 21 or older and must be present the day of the contest no photos or remote entries , the ad states. They also "should be comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear. Competitors scheming to get ahead with a Borat-style man thong or worse , take note: Promoters will level the playing field by handing out standard-issue undies for all contestants to wear.
As promised, the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant made its return to the borough this weekend, with five new penises and the bodies attached to them vying for the coveted title. For a few stifling hours, Bushwick's Kings County Bar transformed into one giant bachelorette party—assuming that party was held on the 4 train during rush hour, because that's how mobbed this bar was, with everyone and their mother there were a few mothers there anxious to see all the teeny peen. The madness kicked off around 2 p. The bar was bedecked with penis-related balloons, streamers and decor.
They say that size isn't everything, but in a few short weeks the chaps with the smallest manhood could be getting the biggest reward. The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant is an annual event celebrating the minutest of manhoods. But even though it'll all be kicking off on June 13, they're having trouble fulfilling the slots available for contestants. In an effort to put some pride into the petite penis arena, the organisers - Kings County Saloon in Bushwick, Brooklyn - have announced that they'll allow video submissions from around the world this year. Those taking part will pose in eveningwear, swimwear and talent portions of the show, before attempting to win over the crowd in a question and answer session.
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